that relatable feeling when

windowedxp:

you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light

shit shawty look fine as hell lemme turn my brightness up a lil

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

one day i will be able to dance sexy and not look like a tree caught in a hurricane 

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point